May 2013
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Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
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i have a research paper due thursday i haven’t even started yet: how to be an honors history student. a best-selling (unfinished) novel by sycophancy.
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if you want more proof taylor swift can’t sing well, please watch her billboard awards performance from this evening. thank you.
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remember when the bsb were on the cover of rolling stone with their pants down and all us little pervs lost our shit
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pretentiousdooshbag:
[AGGRESSIVELY SCREAMS BECAUSE JESSE EISENBERG’S FACE]
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Anonymous asked: I used to take care of a baby bird after it's nest fell down & it's impossible for us to put it back on the tree. but anyway maybe you can try google 'how to take care of an injured bird' or something like that? I tried it & there's actually lots of useful info on google on taking care of (wild/non-domestic pet) birds. =)
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“They say that’s what happens when you fall in love. You want to tell people...”
– Sarah Ruhl
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Anonymous asked: what kinda car do you drive, and what color is it
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I’m about to be one of *those* pretentious people and say fuck all y’all that haven’t ever appreciated The Great Gatsby as a book and yet you act like the movie means so much to you THIS SHIT PISSES ME OFF GO READ A GODDAMN NOVEL
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awesomephilia:
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bugsinricepudding:
i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes
In the deepest, calmest hours of the night when you have naught but your own company, I hope my image fills you with bliss.
Ed Sheeran, is that you?
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Anonymous asked: im doing good! finally got rid of a headache. it was a quiet friday night, i didn't do anything, because literally, all of my friends went to the caribbean for vacay and im stuck here. other than that i just ate some cookies. how bout yourself, brittany?
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When you leave me the bed is empty and I feel...
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Anonymous asked: ooooh i love anoning my followees. also, i see youve changed your theme, i like it!
Hey, followers! I would like to get to know you. Really. What’s on your mind? Send me anything, anon or not. We’ll chat. Ask questions, get something off your chest. Lets be pals.
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wolfveins:
tall boys with messy hair and skinny legs make me want to die
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i feel better: kennedyclintonkat: neatpotatoes:... →
kennedyclintonkat:
neatpotatoes:
teachers who complain about grading work
are you fucking kidding me.
no.
no you sit the fuck down.
LET ME EXPLAIN YOU A THING
do you know how hard it is to be a teacher in the current economy? do you know what it’s like to frantically…
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“The most significant differences between those who smoked marijuana and those...”
– The Atlantic’s Lindsay Abrams, reporting on the results of a recent study on the health effects of marijuana. In addition, regular pot smokers were skinnier than those who abstained, “even after adjusting for factors like age, sex, tobacco and alcohol use, and physical activity levels,” and had...
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I can’t sleep and you will be the death of me.
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“… and we are in bed together
laughing
and we don’t care
about anything …”
– Charles Bukowski (via hhempathy)
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